Hola!!! I'm here! And even though I am on the absentee list of blogging, I promise I have been keeping up with you on that good ol' Google reader! Unfortunately, I have also been keeping up with my toilet more often than I would like. Or sometimes not the toilet. For example, let's get updated on how Kristi can embarrass herself: Today I made Nolan pull over on the side of the road so I could dry heave/upchuck and simultaneously pee my pants...apparently I have the ability to lose all bladder control when I vomit!! Awesome! :) Oh my goodness, I was really embarrassed. It was funny in a humiliating kind of way. Oh well :) Anyway, I just wanted to say I am keeping up on your blogs--I am not neglecting you!!! I'm just not being a great commenter--I'm sorry!
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oh kristi - i'm sorry you've been so sick. here's my embarrassing moment... i might've tooted loud enough for garrett to hear me last night, while i was in the other room. mortifying!
hope you are feeling better soon:( i have to say though, i love the way you look at things. you always make a not-so-fun situation sound hilarious! i love your positive outlook and sense of humor! wish i could hang out with you in real life. i would totally catch your vomit if you needed me to, with my own two hands.
Oh, man!! I think you and I are kindred spirits on that one -- puking and peeing go together for me as well! And I"m not pregnant. Sigh. Hope you get feeling better!!
Maybe it's an age thing, not just preg! The other day I was trying to pull something out of a vacuum suctioned box and tinked a bit with the strain! Sorry you're so sick though. That's no fun!
i forgive you as you are puking alongside the road.
i hope you are gonna get feeling better!! those 'lil babes are rough going at first--take it easy
I guess when it all comes out, it all comes out. So sorry for the sickeness--it will pass in a few more weeks. Hang in there!
Hey, your killing two birds with one stone there!! UGGG!! I vividly remember the throwing up stage......however, I must say I don't think I ever peed my pants at the same time! I just peed my pants every time I coughed or laughed!! Your posts make me laugh out loud every time I read them!! Good luck getting thru the morning sickness (lemon drops helped me a ton!!)
I seriously can not vomit without peeing my pants...we must be related!! I am sorry to hear you have been so barfy...not fun. Hang in there girlfriend!
Aww man Kristi! I hope you won't be needing the Depends AND a McDonald's bib for long. Get better soon!
That's funny, I am sorry... but it is true. So sorry though, I feel your pain. I have only pee'ed my pants (as a adult)a few times and not sure I want to do it again, although one time the good laugh was worth it. Keep your chin up and HOPE you're feeling better soon so we can get together and get to know each other some other way than bloggin :).
Oh Kristi, you are the best with how you laugh when most other people would be crying, or at least hiding out in their rooms. I hope the pukies pass soon. That stage STINKS! But those babies they are a worth it :)
I'm so sorry you've been sick. What an embarrassing, but funny story.
I heart you Kristi! I hope you feel better.
I love that you can write about throwing up AND peeing your pants and laugh about it. Hope you make it to the toilet next time!
Maren
Well, I could give you all the nice little "remedies" from the coo doo doctor on the hill for that morning sickness...but, alas..Darleen put it best...:"it'll pass in a few weeks."
So, find yourself what tastes the best and pig out...cuz ya know...you're just going to up chuck it anyway.
Good luck, but more importantly....CONGRATS on baby #3!
I am so behind on my blogging stuff...I hate missing out on yours! I LOVE that "Safe Baby pregnancy tips" book...hilarious!!
Oh, Kristi-- you delight me more than you know! And I've been a bad commenter/blogger lately, let's start a club. Huge Congrats on your knocked up status! Hooray!
Dude, that sucks! I guess better you than me! j/k. For real, that really does suck! I guess just one of the joys of pregnancy, right?
If I were to make a list of the top things I would like to do today, vomiting and/or peeing my pants would be at the bottom of the list... just above shoving a red-hot poker up my butt.
Bless your heart.
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