Thursday, July 24, 2008

Top Five reasons I figured I was Pregnant (***Warning: Unnecessary Oversharing)


5. My boobs are sore. All the time. And growing (Yay boobs! I need some!) I love boobs. And I mean that in the most tasteful way possible--as in: my own getting bigger.

4. Bursting into tears. In the car. In the grocery store. In the bathroom (that was because of how I looked naked) You name it, I have cried there. And movies are the worst right now--I cried (we're talking full on weeping) while watching Penelope, pretty much throughout the entire thing...nice. and totally unnecessary. And I am not even kind of a crier. In fact, I think people who cry are Giant Sissies (just kidding, just kidding)

3. I feel like vomiting a good portion of my day (is this blog all about vomit now? Sheesh. I have never discussed it so much in my entire life). However, I don't actually vomit much so thank the heavens for that. No complaints here!!!

2. Urination. I have to about 50 times a day...your welcome :) (I told you--major oversharing going on here)

1. Food. Smells. Like. Butt. And that includes all food all the time, pretty much. It's so sucky because I enjoy food (as is obvious by my physique). And I miss it. And I have probably cried over it. On numerous occasions. The only things that sound good right now are fruit and water...how boring is that?

20 comments:

Angie said...

I sure hope your joy isn't being spoiled by hemorrhoids! Sounds so fun, can't wait til I'm prego again-blah!

Jan said...

So glad to know all the details -- and if you cry in Primary or comment that the kids all smell like butt, I'll know why for sure. Or maybe if you pee your pants? You crack me up. But I love love love it that you have little Wright #3 on the way!

Ericka said...

Hi Kristi! Congratulations on the pregnancy, seems like there are a lot of people preggers right now, we should start a blog complaining about all the issues that come along with being with child! I am due in September and I could leave some good posts!! Anyway, so good to see your blog, your kiddies are so cute!!

tara said...

oh kristi. sweet friend of mine. This post is why I love you. Food. smells. like. butt. is STIIIIILLL making me laugh. SO much so that I am going to re-read the entire thing. i LOOOOOVE that you are pregnant. LOVE it.

love ya lady:)

Amanda said...

Congrats Kristi! You crack me up. Hope this pregnancy goes well for you!

Mia said...

Man these all sound like so much fun ;) I am really sorry that food sucks and that it stinks and that you want to puke, but don't. It gets better right... :)

Mindi said...

oh, lady--i was a TOTAL cry baby. over everything.

my favorite was when i was watching the us cheerleading championships in orlando, florida on tv and the team won and i started bawling. my husband looks over at me and says, HUH? and i'm blubbering, "they wwooorrrrrkkedd soo sooo so haaaaarrrrddd!"
i was a freak.

but guess what? you've got the mother of ALL TRUMP CARDS: THE PREGNANCY CARD!! use it at all times.

Fantastic Five said...

you are so funny. i am so happy for you, i think...:)

i remember feeling the same way and yet we still decide to put ourselves through it. have nolan bring you a bowl of strawberries, a box of tissues, and have him give those boobs a lil squeeze, tenderly of course. i remember not even liking diet coke during my pregnancy. steve said it was because it was poison and the baby was protecting itself. it will be over before you know it.

Lindsey said...

Ah, nothing like the first trimester to wonder why in the world you did this to yourself! Hope it passes quickly!

Darleen said...

CONGRATULATIONS KRISTI!!! I'm so excited for you. Yay! Our babies will be very close in age. Oh and don't worry about the food thing--you'll be back into it full swing. Just make sure you don't gain 7 lbs in a month! My doctor had a "talk" with me about my diet.

Emily said...

I still wonder how something that makes you feel so crappy could make you feel so excited and happy. I just don't get it! :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for being willing to say how the rest of us feel. I think the only other sucky thing is the limit we have on our caffeine intake. Although I must say only having 1 or 2 cokes a day sure makes them taste better.

hoLLy said...

ahhhh...and why are joey and i talking about baby #4? :) thanks for the trip down memory lane. i love my babies and all, but i am one of those that really dislikes actually "being pregnant." getting pregnant is fun:) but being pregnant(for me) is not so. hope everything tapers off by the second trimester for ya kristi!

Natalie Scott said...

Ugh, I loathe that first trimester. Hate it hate it hate it. But well worth it in the end!
Fruit and water? Sounds better than some of the things I craved!!

I was wondering why you smelled like Butt the other day at our meeting.

Shellee said...

congrats!!! our babies can be blogging friends I am due mid-january. I don't believe in due dates. I have finally gotten over not feeling like eating anything but popcorn. my appetite has been better this pregnancy but my moods are borderline crazy person.

Unknown said...

what fun it is! you hit that on the head. pregnancy is so glamorous!

Hayley said...

maybe i've been pregnant my whole life. i suffer from most of these symptoms all the time!!!

kristi, i'm still thrilled for you!

House of Payne said...

I'm so freakin' excited for you! And you definitely need a Bumbo! They are the best invention possible. When are you due?

Mel said...

Pregnancy sounds like a BLAST!! Ummm...yeah.

The Liddells said...

Congratulations!!!!!!