I'm over it. I'm over your trends, world. That's right, you heard me.
So, what am I going to do with my new found independence, you might ask? Well, I decided to start slowly and take it one trend at a time. The first trend I will buck (that's sounds awful) is the weight-loss trend.
The world pushes us, and pushes us to follow this trend: Lose weight. Take these pills. Exercise. Be healthy. Be happy. I've decided it's all crap. It's just the man trying to keep us down, keep us wrapped around his little finger.
No more, I tell you. So, in honor of bucking the trend, I am going to gain weight. And not talking a measly 10 lbs-20 lbs (let's get real: I have can pull that off in my sleep) I'm thinking a good 100 lbs-150 lbs of weight gain will ensure that everyone knows I am not a trend-follower. I have cut the strings and will no longer cater to the trend puppet-masters.
So, begins my journey of 1000 miles to independence, which will begin with one step towards the cheesecake in the kitchen.
8 comments:
I am way ahead of you. I am a true trend setter. I have already put on massive amount's of weight. Hooray! let's all stick it to the man. :)
Wow -- that skinny girl was scary! Yay for cheesecake!
Yuck, that girl was way too skinny. You gotta love a little meat on your bones!
Lets do it! I'm with you! No one likes a grown women to be built like a 12 year old boy! That girl was gross, was there anything but skin and bones? Yay cheese cake!
girl, i've totally got some tips for you, if you need them. it starts with warm delights brownies every night. followed by heather's evil honey mustard pretzels. and let's not forget a rotation double dave's/mcdonalds/sonic for lunch. just call me, you can go with me and my mom. we're off polluting our bodies each and every lunch of the week.
Right on sista! (fist punching air). That skeletor chic is super scary!! She definately needs an appointment at Cold Stone. Oy!
Polluting our bodies, I love it Natalie. Kristi, you crack me up!!! Have I said that enough lately?
All those models and celebraties who are so, so thin, never smile. They skip all the yummy things in life. Ummm I love cheesecake when I eat it, it makes me smile and I smile alot!
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